blogwhore: can't stay away from blogging, not even for a day

annoying chinese colleague: u look like u have a baby
me: whaa??
colleague: look like u have be-bi
me: *under my breath* BITCH!

i wore this lovely top for the first time, which i thought was damn lovely, even the lover said i looked nice. however, i do kind of know that it makes me look an itty-bitty preggers. just a little mind u, but it does not warrant a comment from the annoying biyatch (whom i must say, have been getting on my nerves with her incompetent way of answering phone calls and constantly being rude to the people on the other end as well as her own boss). she has no social skills whatsoever to live in my world, and if she goes to china, i bet she will never come back cos she fits right in.

god i hate her. even her voice makes me sick to the stomach. her laugh is even more torturous.

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gwen stefani has gone from cool to fool. what's with the platinum blonde hair and her adulation with the japanese girls? one album with a harajuku theme is enough, gwen. now u're just overdoing it, trailer trash. does she have a fetish for these girls? maybe she gets off from them.

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fergie has been bit by the spelling bee - every song, well 2 at least that i've heard so far, features her and a smoked-out rapper s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g completely "difficult" words for us. wow, thanks for the community service ferbie. whoops, how do u spell your name again?

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today i am in a sursprisingly good mood (no, we didn't do it last night altho it was a malam jumaat). enough rest maybe.. the lover was very thoughtful last wkend and bought some electrical items that can alleviate my asthma - an air ionizer and a water based vacuum cleaner that can also vacuum away dustmites (one of the major reasons for asthmatics like me get our attacks). he also bought me a food steamer (now i can learn how to steam that fish!) and a beater (eh? what's that? alaa it's one of those things that electrically whizzes around beating eggs or icing sugar or whatever. i seriously can't recall its name - HELP ME!)

so anways, we now sleep peacefully at night without the ahchooos we get from too much dust flying around our heads (yes, i'm a lazy good for onething undomestic goddess).

more sleep = more relaxed = more love = *wink*

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i love watching american idol. i know it's stupid to wait for it to come every wed & thurs and going back home early to catch it at 6pm instead of the rerun at 8pm. but i love it anyway. i don't care if people think of me as shallow or airheaded. i wish the show would just go on and on without me having to anticipate it every week. no, i do not like watching the old seasons. i just love watching the new ones.

i also love watching america's next top model and project runway. see? every one of these shows are american. i wish i was born an american *sigh*.

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happy chinese new year, y'all. enjoy the long wkend :)